TLDR

Jul 02 2008 ∞
“ [T]he thing about painting is it’s like someone’s child — no matter how ugly it is, you can never tell the creator, nor should you touch it, stand too close or lick it.
— My Open Bar
Jul 01 2008 ∞
The latest James Bond movie comes out the day after my birthday.  Buy me a ticket and I’ll love you forever.
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Girl With 1 Eye - Florence and the Machine

Jun 09 2008 ∞
“ It’s 100 degrees in New York, and 73 in Los Angeles. It’s 30 degrees in New York, and it’s still 73 in Los Angeles. There are 8 million interesting people in New York and 73 in Los Angeles.
— Modern Amusement
Jun 05 2008 ∞
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Bill Cosby sweater-themed parties are all the rage these days. Show up to your next shindig with one straight from his closet. It’ll only set you back $5k.
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Darcel, somewhat of an artsy/depressed cousin of Mike from Monster’s Inc.
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The End is Nigh

Thirty-two days to be specific.
Jun 01 2008 ∞
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Hello London!
May 12 2008 ∞
Are you drowning or waving?
May 01 2008 ∞

Rabbit Rabbit

Apr 28 2008 ∞
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Friendly Fires - Your Love 

Apr 25 2008 ∞

What Would Martha Do?

“[T]hey were right, I was crazy, but not for attempting to bake 106 different kinds of Martha Stewart holiday cookies in two months. Between the crying fits, 2:00 a.m. telephone calls that ended in screaming matches, the constant rearrangement of the furniture in my apartment, and the very quiet wish that I would just die, baking those cookies was the sanest thing I did that entire winter. Those cookies saved my life.”
Apr 24 2008 ∞

The Answer is No.

  • My Mother: I know you're going to hate me for asking this, but I'm going to anyway
  • Me: OK...
  • My Mother: One of my students is related to [your old babysitter]. She said a guy in their family was recently arrested for molestation.
  • My Mother: So I have to ask, were you ever molested?