2008

Aug

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Weird Science.
Aug 14th
“We have everything we could ever want.”
— Perceptive Little Kid at...
Aug 12th
designdust: Cutting Book Series.
Aug 8th

Jul

A collection of poorly chosen photos from...
Jul 20th

"It's your birthday, but I'm still going...

Twenty years ago to the day, whilst visiting our extended family, a small party was held to...
Jul 18th
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In Delaware, instead of spending money on gas, they just spend it on license plates. Home state...
Jul 11th

I saw a UFO and nobody believes me...

Control: "Alpha Zulu 20, this object in the sky, did anyone have a look at it?"
Officer: "Yes, it's the Moon. Over."
Jul 8th
“[T]he thing about painting is it’s like...”
— My Open Bar
Jul 2nd
Warch Watch
The latest James Bond movie comes out the day after my birthday.  Buy me a ticket and I’ll...
Jul 1st
Listen Listen
Girl With 1 Eye - Florence and the Machine
Jul 1st

Jun

“It’s 100 degrees in New York, and 73 in Los Angeles. ...”
— Modern Amusement
Jun 9th
Bill Cosby sweater-themed parties are all the rage these...
Jun 5th
Darcel, somewhat of an artsy/depressed cousin of Mike from...
Jun 5th
The End is Nigh
Jun 5th
Hello London!
Jun 1st

May

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Are you drowning or waving?
May 13th
Rabbit Rabbit
May 1st

Apr

Listen Listen
Friendly Fires - Your Love 
Apr 29th
What Would Martha Do?
Apr 25th

The Answer is No.

My Mother: I know you're going to hate me for asking this, but I'm going to anyway
Me: OK...
My Mother: One of my students is related to [your old babysitter]. She said a guy in their family was recently arrested for molestation.
My Mother: So I have to ask, were you ever molested?
Apr 25th
Get Your War On by Dan Reeves 
Apr 25th
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M83’s “Graveyard Girl” gets a John Hughes-esque music video.
Apr 24th
“Sony’s Happy Face Retouch feature digitally changes...”
— Katherine Boehret
Apr 24th
Warch Watch
robots in disguise
Apr 23rd

An Australian father and daughter have...

Child born without a third arm. 
Apr 7th
Tourists are Idiots
Apr 3rd
“But what sane person - a magazine publisher, no less, even...”
— Times of London
Apr 3rd
Assignment #1: Make a child’s outfit in an adult...
Apr 3rd

Mar

Do you hear the difference?
Mar 30th
The 2008 Oscar-winning version of Prokofiev’s Peter & The Wolf is airing this week on PBS....
Mar 27th
Go from the nonviolent noon protest to your 2:30 yoga class...
Mar 26th
How to cook during a recession
Mar 26th
Listen Listen
Magistrates - The Inbetweens
Mar 21st
“I just throw a little something together and try as hard as...”
— Coby Kennedy (not to be...
Mar 21st
Now entering the no-spin zone
Mar 21st
Everything will be okay
Mar 20th
“To know Death, Otto, you first have to fuck life in the...
Mar 20th
Is it spring yet?
Mar 18th
The New Black (literally)
Mar 18th
This is an awareness test...
Mar 16th
“Fifty years’ worth of radioactive waste - growing by...”
— GQ
Mar 14th
Mar 13th
Choose Your Own Arts Adventure
Mar 13th
Listen Listen
Mar 12th

baby mama dramas

Baby Mama:  A successful, single businesswoman (Tina Fey) who dreams of having a baby discovers she...
Mar 12th
“And like that, within an hour of meeting Dov, I am on my...”
— Idiot Model (is that...
Mar 12th
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I think Dan Savage did an episode about these kids.
Mar 12th

Like magazines, the Church also releases...

Catholic guilt just got a little heavier thanks to a new list of “social sins.”
Mar 11th
Sandrine Pelletier
Mar 10th

Second Life Salt March

Beginning March 12, with the aid of a tricked-out treadmill, artist Joseph DeLappe will reenact...
Mar 10th
The Pronunciation Unit's recommendation is...
Mar 10th
“You think love has to last forever for it to be real. You...”
— Overqualified
Mar 10th
Listen Listen
The Ting Tings - That’s Not My Name
Mar 9th
The Side Effects of a Sexual Revolution
Mar 9th
“#8. The gays know they are gay, but hipsters are unaware...”
— Hipster or Homo? Seven Ways to...
Mar 9th
Crunk Juice goes upscale. 
Mar 9th
“It’s rude to name drop. Robert De Niro once told me...”
— Mark Ronson
Mar 8th

Whitney Biennial Highlights

The Casting by Omer Fast   Matthew Brannon   Animal Estates 1.0 by Fritz Haeg (more Haeg...
Mar 7th

Lifestyles of the Rich & Shameless -...

Napoleon’s wife, the empress Josephine, spent half of the $15 million France earned from the...
Mar 7th
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I was always partial to The Roger Rabbit. 
Mar 7th
ANTM+Special Olympics=Must See TV
Mar 7th
“I got PMS from being around the girls. I got it through...”
— Adriano of CSS in Dazed &...
Mar 7th
Listen Listen
Poney Poney - Junior
Mar 7th
“We’re going to make a bet now. You bet that...”
— Funny Games
Mar 7th
If it was good enough for Warhol, it’s good enough...
Mar 7th

Too Soon?

Me: If the rumors are true, how long will i have to put "nobody puts Baby in a corner" jokes on hold?
Derek: Never
Derek: his character did not have cancer
Derek: and is therefore public domain
Mar 7th
“This is the Independent Free State of Trollheim. We have no...”
— crazy white folk/British...
Mar 7th
Sunshine
Mar 6th
“Lily doesn’t believe in water anymore, she thinks...”
— Pushing Daisies
Mar 6th
Hey, chair, be a bookshelf! - Maarten Baas
Mar 6th
“Markets may slump. The dollar may become the peso. China and...”
— Guy Trebay
Mar 6th

Boredom breeds blogging

tldr (or tl;dr), acronym: too long; didn’t read Used as a response on message boards or blogs...
Mar 6th