2008

“We have everything we could ever want.”
— Perceptive Little Kid at...

designdust: Cutting Book Series.

A collection of poorly chosen photos from...

"It's your birthday, but I'm still going...

Twenty years ago to the day, whilst visiting our extended family, a small party was held to...

I saw a UFO and nobody believes me...

Control: "Alpha Zulu 20, this object in the sky, did anyone have a look at it?"
Officer: "Yes, it's the Moon. Over."

“[T]he thing about painting is it’s like...”
— My Open Bar

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“It’s 100 degrees in New York, and 73 in Los Angeles. ...”
— Modern Amusement

Bill Cosby sweater-themed parties are all the rage these...

Darcel, somewhat of an artsy/depressed cousin of Mike from...

The End is Nigh

Hello London!

Rabbit Rabbit

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What Would Martha Do?

The Answer is No.

My Mother: I know you're going to hate me for asking this, but I'm going to anyway
Me: OK...
My Mother: One of my students is related to [your old babysitter]. She said a guy in their family was recently arrested for molestation.
My Mother: So I have to ask, were you ever molested?

Get Your War On by Dan Reeves 

“Sony’s Happy Face Retouch feature digitally changes...”
— Katherine Boehret

An Australian father and daughter have...

Child born without a third arm. 

Tourists are Idiots

“But what sane person - a magazine publisher, no less, even...”
— Times of London

Assignment #1: Make a child’s outfit in an adult...

Do you hear the difference?

The 2008 Oscar-winning version of Prokofiev’s Peter & The Wolf is airing this week on PBS....

Go from the nonviolent noon protest to your 2:30 yoga class...

How to cook during a recession

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“I just throw a little something together and try as hard as...”
— Coby Kennedy (not to be...

Now entering the no-spin zone

Everything will be okay

“To know Death, Otto, you first have to fuck life in the...

Is it spring yet?

The New Black (literally)

This is an awareness test...

“Fifty years’ worth of radioactive waste - growing by...”
— GQ

Choose Your Own Arts Adventure

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baby mama dramas

Baby Mama:  A successful, single businesswoman (Tina Fey) who dreams of having a baby discovers she...

“And like that, within an hour of meeting Dov, I am on my...”
— Idiot Model (is that...

Like magazines, the Church also releases...

Catholic guilt just got a little heavier thanks to a new list of “social sins.”

Sandrine Pelletier

Second Life Salt March

Beginning March 12, with the aid of a tricked-out treadmill, artist Joseph DeLappe will reenact...

The Pronunciation Unit's recommendation is...

“You think love has to last forever for it to be real. You...”
— Overqualified

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The Side Effects of a Sexual Revolution

“#8. The gays know they are gay, but hipsters are unaware...”
— Hipster or Homo? Seven Ways to...

Crunk Juice goes upscale. 

“It’s rude to name drop. Robert De Niro once told me...”
— Mark Ronson

Whitney Biennial Highlights

The Casting by Omer Fast   Matthew Brannon   Animal Estates 1.0 by Fritz Haeg (more Haeg...

Lifestyles of the Rich & Shameless -...

Napoleon’s wife, the empress Josephine, spent half of the $15 million France earned from the...

ANTM+Special Olympics=Must See TV

“I got PMS from being around the girls. I got it through...”
— Adriano of CSS in Dazed &...

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“We’re going to make a bet now. You bet that...”
— Funny Games

If it was good enough for Warhol, it’s good enough...

Too Soon?

Me: If the rumors are true, how long will i have to put "nobody puts Baby in a corner" jokes on hold?
Derek: Never
Derek: his character did not have cancer
Derek: and is therefore public domain

“This is the Independent Free State of Trollheim. We have no...”
— crazy white folk/British...

Sunshine

“Lily doesn’t believe in water anymore, she thinks...”
— Pushing Daisies

Hey, chair, be a bookshelf! - Maarten Baas

“Markets may slump. The dollar may become the peso. China and...”
— Guy Trebay

Boredom breeds blogging

tldr (or tl;dr), acronym: too long; didn’t read Used as a response on message boards or blogs...