TLDR

Weird Science.

Thu, 14 Aug 2008 08:12:57 -0400

Weird Science.

"We have everything we could ever want."

Tue, 12 Aug 2008 02:28:43 -0400

“We have everything we could ever want.”

- Perceptive Little Kid at Indian Wells Beach

designdust: Cutting Book Series.

Thu, 07 Aug 2008 22:58:10 -0400

designdust:

Cutting Book Series.

A collection of poorly chosen photos from real estate listings. With love.

Sat, 19 Jul 2008 21:38:58 -0400

A collection of poorly chosen photos from real estate listings. With love.

"It's your birthday, but I'm still going to try and get all the attention."

Fri, 18 Jul 2008 00:00:00 -0400

Twenty years ago to the day, whilst visiting our extended family, a small party was held to celebrate my sister’s birthday. Being the bratty younger child, I cried and complained and managed to get a cake of my own.

Here’s to you, Robin; happy birthday!

[via Someecards.com]

In Delaware, instead of spending money on gas, they just spend...

Fri, 11 Jul 2008 18:53:49 -0400

In Delaware, instead of spending money on gas, they just spend it on license plates. Home state pride?

I saw a UFO and nobody believes me...

Tue, 08 Jul 2008 09:28:52 -0400

Control: "Alpha Zulu 20, this object in the sky, did anyone have a look at it?"

Officer: "Yes, it's the Moon. Over."

"[T]he thing about painting is it’s like someone’s child — no matter how ugly it..."

Wed, 02 Jul 2008 08:32:23 -0400

“[T]he thing about painting is it’s like someone’s child — no matter how ugly it is, you can never tell the creator, nor should you touch it, stand too close or lick it.”

- My Open Bar

The latest James Bond movie comes out the day after my...

Tue, 01 Jul 2008 00:49:00 -0400

The latest James Bond movie comes out the day after my birthday. Buy me a ticket and I’ll love you forever.

Girl With 1 Eye - Florence and the Machine

Tue, 01 Jul 2008 00:19:17 -0400

Girl With 1 Eye - Florence and the Machine

"It’s 100 degrees in New York, and 73 in Los Angeles. It’s 30 degrees in New York, and..."

Mon, 09 Jun 2008 13:39:05 -0400

“It’s 100 degrees in New York, and 73 in Los Angeles. It’s 30 degrees in New York, and it’s still 73 in Los Angeles. There are 8 million interesting people in New York and 73 in Los Angeles.”

- Modern Amusement

Bill Cosby sweater-themed parties are all the rage these days. ...

Thu, 05 Jun 2008 15:32:00 -0400

Bill Cosby sweater-themed parties are all the rage these days. Show up to your next shindig with one straight from his closet. It’ll only set you back $5k.

Darcel, somewhat of an artsy/depressed cousin of Mike from...

Thu, 05 Jun 2008 08:28:00 -0400

Darcel, somewhat of an artsy/depressed cousin of Mike from Monster’s Inc.

The End is Nigh

Thu, 05 Jun 2008 08:23:00 -0400

The End is Nigh :

Thirty-two days to be specific.

Update: Nevermind.

Hello London!

Sun, 01 Jun 2008 10:56:25 -0400

Hello London!

Are you drowning or waving?

Mon, 12 May 2008 23:14:40 -0400

Are you drowning or waving?

Rabbit Rabbit

Thu, 01 May 2008 08:35:58 -0400

Rabbit Rabbit

Friendly Fires - Your Love

Mon, 28 Apr 2008 22:23:18 -0400

Friendly Fires - Your Love

What Would Martha Do?

Fri, 25 Apr 2008 10:02:13 -0400

What Would Martha Do?: “[T]hey were right, I was crazy, but not for attempting to bake 106 different kinds of Martha Stewart holiday cookies in two months. Between the crying fits, 2:00 a.m. telephone calls that ended in screaming matches, the constant rearrangement of the furniture in my apartment, and the very quiet wish that I would just die, baking those cookies was the sanest thing I did that entire winter. Those cookies saved my life.”

The Answer is No.

Thu, 24 Apr 2008 22:23:00 -0400

My Mother: I know you're going to hate me for asking this, but I'm going to anyway

Me: OK...

My Mother: One of my students is related to [your old babysitter]. She said a guy in their family was recently arrested for molestation.

My Mother: So I have to ask, were you ever molested?